It is I, ~Lasgalenya one and only Baka Green, yours truly, that has the difficult task to give your this news. It had to come out someday (because Purple and I use it sometimes and it made my imagination go crazy for a certain length of time 8D)
We, blessed Fighters of the Sacred Caste of the Baka Team, are rigorous, well-trained and always follow our code, instated years before our years by our Master, The Great Baka Spirit, that sometimes appear to us in dreams, under the saint form of a Rabbit... and it sometimes bring with It Baka News... But that's for another time. NOW, however, is time for this revelation. Tonight my friends, we're going to reveal to the world, our Esteemed Code of Honour and bearer of the Baka Way.

Rules of the Baka Team (or 40 ways of getting a headache hands on !)

Rule n°1 : Don’t worry, be baka
Rule n°2 : Don’t fear adversity, hide behind your bishôs
Rule n°3 : Bishôs are good, the more the better
Rule n°4 (borrowed from Skippy’s list) : If something makes you laugh more than 15 sec. You are to assume that you aren’t allowed to do it… so do it…
Rule n°5 : Laugh in the face of danger… then run as fast as you can
Rule n°6 : NEVER hand over a portable rocket launcher to Baka Yellow… chaos ensues…
Rule n°7 : Chocolate is good, stealing your fellow Bakas’ share is passable of marital … martial law in the Baka HQ for unfathomed length of time.
Rule n°8 : Never ever get out without your weapons (Yellow doesn’t appreciate)
Rule n°9 : Clothe dye is considered banned from the Baka HQ (especially from Baka Green’s grasp)
Rule n°10 : When faced with one of your fellow Bakas’ wraith, hand them sugary goodness… the way to a Baka warrior heart is through her/his stomach…
Rule n°11 : Baka Orange and vodka makes bad chemical reactions… avoid at any cost…
Rule n°12 : Don’t play Truth or Dare… a true Baka will always choose Dare.
Rule n°13 : If faced with Baka Pink’s excitement, taking cover is the best solution.
Rule n°14 : Never EVER make a sexual innuendo concerning Baka Black obsession with principal Onizuka where she can hear you… that way leads to torture…
Rule n°15 : (in relation to Rule n°14) Never make a sexual innuendo concerning Baka Black obsession with principal Onizuka AT ALL… she had ears and eyes everywhere…

I will let the care of continuing this list of rules to my dear Bakas and now retreat for meditation and bishô-gazing...

LONG LIVE THE BAKAS!!! WE'LL RULE 'EM ALL!!!!!






A FAQ made on her page about us (check it as well !) => [link]


Hello there

I decided to post a journal entry about the story of Baka Team, the purpose of this collective project and introduce the characters 8) *the girl who has nothing more to do*

So, firstly... *yaay, intervieeeewww*

WHAT THE "BAKA TEAM" IS ? :
At the beginning it was a manga/japanese comic drew for highschool work, to get grade for the examination giving us university qualification entrance (la vache, ils se font pas chier pour dire 'baccalauréat' =__. The main theme was "image". After we had to choose something in this theme in paticular, find problematic(s) and answer. We had 5 months to carry out it.
As myself and the future Baka Pink were (and still 8D) keen of mangas, japanimes and japanese culture, we decided to do something about our passion. Baka Black who's also a manga addicted, she worked with us. Baka Blue didn't know what mangas were, and as she's a great friend of us, we took her in, wishing we could learn her many things... poor her, working with insane otaku X3 but now she liiiiiiikes mangaaaaaaas !!!

*ahahaa, we successed*

It took almost one month to find a good problematic, and most important a SCHEDULE ! O_O . Thankfully we thought about literature class and less we would study : the rewriten texts, acts etc...
So we wrote a stupid-insane-nonsens-funny-silly story of 4 girls with powerful powers called the Baka Team . After we drew it in manga version.

The 2 professors supervising us were literature teacher and history/geography teacher.

We all wrote the scenario.
I drew the comic and colored illustrations, but Baka Pink helped me a lot je t'adore ma baka
Baka Black also helped for pages and frames (important part because dead-lines really pissed me off @__@)
When we published it into book, Baka Blue paid it 8) She had to run the "journal" too. Kinda sort of notebook we must write what we did, how the work evolved etc... awful thing I usually hate >__<

WHAT'S THE STORY? : So scene takes place someplace far away in another universe we donno where 8) but the main place is Laperouse highschool (I mean ours XD) and Grece >__> (just don't ask). 4 otaku stupid classmates are studying (???) by day and have secret activities by night O_o'
It begins with the girls wondering why their philosophy teacher never there (coz' last year the REAL one was always missing ), and proclaimed that he became a fontain 8)
The night they all come into the highschool (for different aims I'll tell in the characters part), and enter into the fontain... when they discover the awful schedule of their philosophy teacher willing to make the highschool explode to become the new director !!!! (well, if highschool explodes there wouldn't have any hightschool, but well >__>. And this handsome evilish guy's helpers are the history and literartury professors !!!! *anything goes my friends*

(I'm glad, they really enjoyed their... uncalled for role in the manga^^)

We didn't draw a serious story, and always made fun of all the characters ! Even professors (they appreciated it, though ). I miuts admit I'm proud of our project which was the most hilarious and, someway, "serious", coz' we worked a lot and really really hard to finally get something we could say "we did a good work, gals".
Thanks our grade for it is... unbelievable... we got the maximum one ! (well, almost, just one point and we got the bestest mark ever )

WHO ARE THE CHARACTERS? : At the beginning, there are only us, the 4 authors/characters/narators (8S) and the 3 professors.
When the project was over, we added friends of us into the team As everbody asked to continue the Baka Team's adventures, I'm eager to write a scenario, helped by Baka Pink and Baka Green (fountain of inspiration to me, I better draw than I write ;__; they are my masteeeeeeeers )
Let me introduce them all.

[link] : Baka Black, or Bérénice she's a super fighter, the queen of karate, judo, kung-fu ju-jo stuff nyaa kyu nyu (don't remember what we also created XD). She hates studying, as Baka Blue, but she goes to Laperouse just because of the director, Jin Onizuka, she's in love with her dream is to marry him, one day... somehow... someday...
She's relentless and quite rude. Always remaining calm, but gloomy and ascetic. Awsomely STUPID when it deals with Jin she loses the control of herself easily, and always believe the most unbelievable thing about him
She strongly think that the philosophy teacher became fountain :< so the night she comes to school in order to check it, and that's when she realizes he is BEYOND it, in Grece, planning machiavelic stuff XD
She truly love her friends, and will sacrifice her life for them if she can .

[link] : Baka Blue, or Jennifer. She's a fluffy plushies thief °_° At the begining of the story she's called Blue Lady, which become Baka Blue while joining the Team. She's the WORST ennemy of Yellow Lady, aka Baka Yellow >__> because Yellow is a Interpol girl willing to bust her.
But at school they donno they are the cat and the mouse XD uhuhu.
Baka Blue doesn't like school and would rather sleep during class lesson or play truand. She has to be the reason of the group, but baka will never have any reason XD ~ so finally nobody listen to her.
She's certainly the less hysterical of the team ^__^
She comes the night to the fountain, thinking little fluffy animals are hiding behind :<
She fights with knives and is skilful and supple.

[link] : Baka Pink or Solenn, she's a smart ninja always fighting for justice and bishies !! She fancies on the philosophy teacher, as Yellow >__>
Pink is always in a good mood and like to be helpful or cheer the baka up. She's a funny crazy girl bubbling and laugthing a lot for nothing <3 she's craving for cherries and pinkish stuff !!
She's convinced handosme boys are hiding behind the foutain XD
She fights with shuriken and other ninja weapons.

[link] : Baka Yellow or Inès. She is a brilliant alchemist working for secret criminal police ! she's only 17 BTW. :s He dream is to put in slammer Blue Lady. When she realize Jennifer is the thief she's looking for, she gets mad ! D:
She is really serious and clever, and get pissed off easily for no good reasons. But suddenly she can become totally insane and have fucking deliriums with Pink 8D (genious are often crazy, duh nooooon je déééc' pas tapeeeeeer)
She's in love with the philosophy teacher. Usually she's craving for bishies and cuteness
She thinks terrorist band is hiding in the fountain... (paranoiac as well)
She uses a -useless- gun, a piano string -useless as well, we banned VIOLENCE !!- and has alchemist gloves -special arsonist's ones O.o-
She has a bad mentality : she's rather sacrifice her friends than skip school

[link] : History/gro professor (male) and literature (female). I tried my best to do a faithful physical portrait... uh.
H/G one is called Ketchup in the story >_> L one is Mayonnaise >__> please, don't ask. Philo one is Moutarde
I'm scanning the philosophy teacher Xter design XD *too slow*
They have very strange outfits (created by me >__> ), with weapons always coming out of the blue raaaaaaaaah it's awful coz' the Baka have difficulties to kick their ass, first they are too strong, secondly, they are their own teachers >__> (they're affraid of the next test XD). They help Moutarde to make the highschool explode, and make the studients disappear. They wish they could have a highschool only for professors, without fucking and boring kids, and they would be paid twice the amont of their salary ... anything goes indeed.

There are the Baka who came after the end of the highschool project.

[link] Baka Orange, or Nassima. She comes from... space ? Waaaaah, an Alien playing guitar XD BTW her guitar can do everything you want, except raw breath guitar >_> I mean fridge, hoover, pub, cupboard, kitchen, bazooka, skate-board etc... (still drawing the Xter design of her and the guitar XD XD). She's totally insane and most part of time hit everyone passing by >__> dressing with strange and colored costumes.

[link] : Baka Green or Cheyenne (the blond one) is Baka Pink's -twin- sister. OMG I can't tell you their story, too complicated for my little empty brain @__@ something with 2 mothers and a father who's gay... uhuhu.
Green is an elf contray to Pink, she accepted her magical blood and became the queen. But one day she flees until she arrive at Laperouse and decided to stay with her sister XD... and be her HELL !!! . Green is a bitch.
She likes mocking her sister and H/G prof. O_o coz' she went to places like Bermuda Triangle or Antlantis, nyahahaha, poor him, as a historian he doesn't understand
Someway she really like her sister... maybe not ? >__>
She has big... big... syringes in order to cure the team while they are wounded... the fact is that you really could die with her D8 . So she's useless.
Pardon Chéché c'est pas ce que je voulais diiiiiiiiiiire

[link] : Baka Red or Clotilde. She's an exorcist haunted by the golden fish mystical poweeeer !! XD . Ok, really stupid.
She's a good friend of Yellow, as they do archery together :> . They meet each other a night the philosophy teacher would steal all the ice-cream of the world to be the dictator of a sugar world XD XD
She sometimes fell asleep, mysteriously. After you can't wake up her 'til the word "fish" is pronounced !!!
Everyone think that she's a religion fanatic coz' of her necklace :< but she just like golden fishes... she admires the god of golden fishes... golden fishes are cute and have round eyes °_°... nyaaah, you have to enter into the golden fish seeeect
Really straightforward and rude. Also wry. she's eviiiiiil

There are also Kôhai for each Baka. Kôhai mean "pupil". YES WE'RE ARE SENSEEEEIIII !!
For the moment my Kôhai is Cecilia ~> [link]
And Baka Pink is Enora, her lil' sis in real life
I have to draw them all.

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA POST YOUR STUFF ON DA ?? : As soon as possible. We asked Baka Green to translate the manga when she gets free time (je t'en supplie ?), as her english is PERFECTLY EXCELLENT But we're very busy so you'll have to wait sowee. I hope you like our drawings, for the moment it's the only think we can share with U :heart

WHAT "BAKATITUDE" IS ?
It's simply the stupid you got in your brain and have to use to become Baka 8) it's very easy. Just act in a very stupid way. Bwahahahaha (Moun' t'as une autre explication ? O_O)

Here's a little lesson by Yellow (well, I'm explaining my own Bakatitude, les autres baka vous pouvez en faire de même et explier comment vous bakatitudisez... ça existe ça ?!):

1) Run everywhere and scream the same time;
2) Jump upward barriers swearing against the world and Titanic ;
3) Yell at people who make mistakes about dates or names of guy during WWI or WWII... >__> ;
4) Be dressed like Kogal ;
5) Claim to the entire world you're a male, even when you're wearing mini-skirts ;
6) Kill the other bakas to steal their bishie ;
7) Sing loudly japanese songs or MCR with Baka Orange and Pink ;
8) Tickle Baka Green, even if you know she's gonna punch you ;
9) Be a blood-lover ;
10) Add "nyu" or "nya" or "nyaaan" or "kyaaa" at the end of your sentences ^__^

ABOUT BAKAZINE :
It's called this way coz' we're planning to -one day- publish a fanzine with the comic and our illustrations. For the moment it's just a project and a dream, we have to see it with Orange's contact in France, who's working for a manga magazine "Coyote mag". Very famous (for french otakus, uh)

EDIT BY ~Lasgalenya Errrr... As my sweet little yelloed baka already told ya, my (or rather like ours, Baka Pink and I) story is... kinda... complicated... But i'm gonna explain it a bit more! ^^

First of all, you must know that our father, Legolas, was in love with one and only one woman all his life, it was Riku's (or Baka Pink) mother but the dearest was really ill during the firsts months of pregnancy and dear father felt so useless... another woman (my tart of a mother... not sorry for this words, she IS) took advantage of this weakness in heart and slept with him, thinking that since Ilyan (Riku's mother) wouldn't go far after pregnancy, she could then become the Queen of Erialis, for she bore the king's child and all...
I was born six months after Riku and since then i never was really liked by my mother! Ilyan was more a mother for me than mine ever was (she aknowledged me and made me her second child eventhough i wasn't)!!! She took care of Riku and I until her death, when we were 4 making us swear that we would take care of our father...
My biological mother tried more than once to take advantage of my position as second princess of the realm to take the throne but everytime Riku and I threw her out! We finally succeed in kicking her out of the kingdom when we were 8 or so (high five girls ! We succeed! XD)! Then during Riku Solstice's Feast for her 14th birthday, she decided that she would follow her mother's way (Ilya was a dojo master and a ninja before becoming the queen of Erialis, yeah yeah quite understandable... ) and simply flee from Home to some remote lands named New Caledonia...

As the second child, it was then my role to be raised as the futur queen and to be married to my sister's ex-arranged husband (who is my best friend and a pure lycan... humpf... Fate is just a big puppy...)... but when i turned 16 i just broke down and flee too, for something like a year or so, to be far from my duties and i joined my sister in Laperouse Highschool... I know i'm gonna be the queen someday but i wanna have some kind of a "normal" teenagehood! XD
As for my father, after Ilyan's death and my mother's quitting (poor lad never knew my mother was a bi*ch and wanted only his money...tsk...) he discovered that he no longer liked women and turned out to be a cross-dressing/completely homosexual/mother henning/horrifying elven version of Suo Tamaki in Host Club...

TBC... for the moment i'm gonna let it down and see if Riku wouldn't like to continue this...

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Still translating the comics. Thank you to ^^

Thank you all for coming and leaving comment and , we appreciate it ^___^ BAKATITUDE ROCKS !!!

Members :
Baka Green: ~Lasgalenya
Baka Orange : ~Mounachan
Baka Pink: ~bakapink
Baka Yellow: =Aonabi
Baka Red : ~KingyoSushi
Baka Purple : ~EleaRifthe
Baka Pink's kohai : ~bakapinka
Baka White Kohai : ~Edesse
Baka Black : ~KuroBaka127
Baka Green Kohai : ~Osi-chan

Thanks for attention minna-san, luv you alll !!

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